September 27, 2009

This Much I know:

  • *I don’t need to eat nearly as much as I do.
  • *My metabolism is moving at the speed of smell.
  • *My 96 yr old Grandma has fewer spider veins on her legs than I.
  • *I got my legs from my Mom’s side. thanks Mom.
  • *OJ is a murderer.
  • *Life is too short to live it unhappily.
  • *I will never have abs of steel. But will settle for aluminum foil.
  • *I am doing the best I can.
  • *Nothing is as important as family. P1020718

* My children are much too lazy.

What do you know?


Suz Broughton said...

This TP thing makes me absolutely CRAZY! CRAZY. Thank I know!

Kristina P. said...

Too funny. I actually make a reference to OJ in my next post!

Unknown said...

I know that Western WA is so beautiful in the sunshine that people like us will put up with the rain for 8 months of the year, just to be here when it's like it is TODAY.
I know that cancer sucks.
I know that nothing is stronger than LOVE.
I know that Comcast has messed up our TV reception with their stupid new box, and we can't watch TV for now.
I know that that doesn't matter, since we are going to go out and enjoy the sunshine.
I know that it's a huge relief when someone you love recovers from illness, even just the flu.
I know that I am thankful that you are here in this world, writing, being a wife, mother and friend. XO

ChiTown Girl said...

Aluminum foil?! bwah hahaha!! You never cease to crack me the hell up!

Betsy Banks Adams said...

I know that it's just terribly hard to swap out the toilet paper when the roll runs out...

I know that I cannot get my tongue down in the bottom of the peanut butter jar trying to get that last bite. However, my fingers do quite well with that one.

I know that this is the time of year when I sweep the deck --and by the time I get back inside, those leaves are BACK.

I know that both of my favorite football teams aren't doing very well this year...

I know that I could go on and on about what I know. I could also go on and on about what I don't know.


Unknown said...

Oh the setting the TP on top thing, perfect! ha! And yes, I too will never have abs of steel...dang.

George said...

I know I always get a smile when I read your posts.
I know you are good at getting us to think about things.
I know if one of my kids had done that their mother would have killed them.

Anonymous said...

I know I treasure the day I discovered your blog! You always put a smile on my face!

About the TP - the only thing worse is when you are in a public rest room and the new roll is sitting like that and you imagine that the grocery bag boys have been playing soccer with it in the parking lot!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I know that I well get my lesson plans done even though the fact that I'm blogging right now instead of writing might be a problem.

Jason, as himself said...

I am guilty of the last one, I admit. Once in a while. Sometimes, just sometimes, it just seems like that one last thing that I simply cannot accomplish in a day full of completed tasks.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

hey, nice toilet tissue fixture!

Anonymous said...

aah, the toilet paper thingy. if only someone would invent a holder that would make replacing the paper easy. oh wait....there is! so come on, you can do it ;)
i have the same problem at home.

Shelley said...

I made my husband and my stepson come look at your toilet paper photo and asked them "hey guys, look familiar???" They both ran from me. They can run, but they can't hide. LOL!

Unknown said...

That's one of my pet peeves....and I live alone!

clean and crazy said...

i know that i am glad i stopped by. i know that i do not work well with power tools. i know that spiders can fly. i know that your grandma has less spider veins than me. i know that i have my fathers dark mexican hair and my mothers pale skin. i know that white girls don't look good with mustaches.i know that home made chocolate chip cookie dough tastes pretty good frozen.

Lakeland Jo said...

I thought I was alone in having a family who dont know how to replace the toilet roll, but it happens on the other side of the pond too.
I love the idea of having abs like aluminium foil. Brilliant.
Good idea for a post

Rebecca Foster said...

Oh no, I am lazy too. My toilet paper currently looks like that. *shame*

Aluminum foil? Haha! You are a master of metaphor.

I know that my gray hairs are never going to go into reverse.

reliv4life said...

my entire family does this same thing!! they would leave it there until it was empty and they had to set a new roll up there - I am sure of it!

Loui♥ said...

I Know..I am blessed!
I know I am so thankful for all my senses..
I know I am loved for all looks and moods..
I know I adore visiting your posts..
I know I will be chuckling all day from the humor!
I know I still detest spider veins and AGE spots!
I know I have way too many of BOTH!

Cheffie-Mom said...

"Nothing is as important as family." So true, and parenting, too. Thank you so much for the kind comment on my blog. BTW - In our house, toilet paper has ended up on the mantle?? LOL!

Colleen said...

I know that if I wasn't trying to set a good example for my kids, I would leave the tp like that ;)

C said...

i know i love you suz cuz you are a good person with a heart of gold.
i love your sence of humor.

i love that there is the blog world.

i know that i am blessed with my family, even if i complain alot.

i know too that OJ is a murderer.

I know that i love to eat and cook.

I know there is too much hate and evil in the world.

i know there is not enough love in the world.

i know that time passes much too quickly.

i know that i hate cancer.

i know i could be a better person.

i know that god exists.

i know i love animals.

i know there is injustice in our justice system.

i know that life isnt always fair.

thanks for this nice post.


Kay said...

I know that the weather here was wonderful this morning.

I know that days like this make we wish we had a screened in porch.

I know even coming out of Walmart this morning was a pleasure because it was so nice outside.

I know we had a super hot day yesterday but this week will be a little cooler... like in the 80's. One day we'll wake up and it's 35. (fall, meet winter!)

I know I enjoy 'fall' when we can get it around here.

I know putting tp on the thingy must require a special degree, because I am the only one in the house that knows how to do it!

Tes said...

I know that I do not have enough spare time and should be using the few that I have to work on my classroom (hanging my students work on the bulletin board, putting materials back on the shlef...etc) instead, I am here reading your blog and laughing at my slef!

Thank you for that daily dose of laughter... I'll come back for more! :)

Technodoll said...

I know that blogging has opened me up to a whole new world of amazing, lovely, funny and endearing people.

You are one of those I adore the most :)

Kelly said...

Hahahaha..........too funny.
...I know scooping up vanilla ice cream with those low-sodium ruffled potato chips is a great way to get my calcium and potassium requirement for the day--no matter what my husband and son say.

Cassie said...

Ahahha...the toilet tissue sitting on top of the role...too funny...never saw that done before. Oh yeah, except by ME when I was a teenager.

This much I know:

that no matter what, Jesus will never leave me.
that my skin just keeps getting more wrinkles (no matter how much cream or botox I use).
that my dogs love me even when I stink!
time just goes too darn fast.

Blessings dear Suz. x-Cassie

Fragrant Liar said...

I know that toilet paper, when appropriately installed on the little doohickey, should unroll from the top, not the bottom.

Stephanie said...

First, I know that this is one of my all time favorite posts...

I know my kids are the best gift I was ever given.

I know who ever said "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" never had warm chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven. Extra chips, extra love.

Ben said...

I know that, when properly installed, the toilet paper will dangle from the outside of the roll, and not the side closer to the wall.

That and amen to the family being most important.

deedee said...

i know.... that everytime i read your blog, i'm laughing or smiling or both :)

Unknown said...

SO funny!


I know that my gravestone does not have to read:

"Lived up to husbands OCD cleaning standards"

Susan said...

I have never understood why I am the only one in my household that could put toilet paper on the roller!

Brandi said...

I know that hanging a small towel holder in the place of a standard toilet paper holder ACTUALLY prevents this from happening - and I live with two guys! Try it! :)

Gloria P. said...

This much I know:

I got my dad's premature gray hair. thanks dad
Kids today are much to lazy.
I need to take some Excedrin for this headach.
It is 88 degrees here in Tx and I need to get my butt in the pool to do some laps.
I have the night off from cooking.
I need to get started on crocheting an Afghan that I promised for a present.
and right now I think I need to relax until my headache is gone.

Unknown said...

I know that
I like your kids
Tears are still falling down my face for your loss.
I will never love anyone as much as I love my Kaish.
I will always be round.
Green eyes are my favorite.
There is always hope.
God is merciful and mighty.
Love wins.

That is all I know today : )